“You are not the father”…What do you think of when you read that statement?…
Maury Povich of course.
I turned on the TV this morning and Maury’s show title was “You are 14, stop giving lap dances and trying to get pregnant!”, awesome right?
It got me thinking. You could make a book out of all Maury’s show titles…I’m pretty sure it would be an instant classic. Especially if you add pictures with backstory captions.
I did some internet research and here’s what I’m thinking it will look like…
(I swear i did not make these show titles up, they are from the Maury Povich Show episode guide.) The pictures and captions on the other hand 
“You had sex with my twin brother? Who’s the father?”
Billy Bob and Bobby Bill. Twin brothers and hottest pieces of asses in Loserville, Mississippi. It's no wonder their cousin Lou Anne couldn't resist hitting both of that
“I’m a prostitute… The baby may not be yours”
“I Had Sex With My Boyfriends Father… Is He My Baby’s Dad?”
“My wife needs to know… I have sex with men for money”
“You’re the 9th man to be tested… Are you my baby’s daddy?”
This is Monique. She had one wild night and still can't seem to figure out the identity of her baby's daddy. This is her myspace photo. Her interests? Hanging out on street corners, eating McDonalds and train bangs
“You’ll never guess… Am I a man or woman?
“If you had sex with the babysitter… it’s over”
“I’ve Had Plastic Surgery 60 Times… I Want More”
Denise is a woman with an obsession for beauty. Her idols? Amy Winehouse and Seabiscuit
“You said you loved me… Why did you try to kill me”
“Take The Test! I Think My Husband is Sleeping With My Mom”
“I’m in the 9th Grade, You Can’t Stop Me From Having a Baby!”
“You Slept With 2000 Men… My Son Is Not Your Baby’s Father.”
“My Fear of Mustard and Pickles is Ruining My Life”
My personal favorite show title. This is Lisa after being rehabilitated from her fear of pickles... Mustard on the other hand she's till working on
The book could be sold as a package deal with this genius product.
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